I'm Tim, I'm 22 years old, live on Long Island, sing, play guitar and have an unhealthy addiction to Mentos, the chewy mint.


You Cannot Rest Here



Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

May you pick up your tea when it’s exactly the right temperature, and may you happen to glance out the window when the light is just how you like it.

If I ever have kids, I have a strong feeling this scenario will happen.

(Source: toyota)


Benedict cumberbatch is on a list of influential people and he hasn’t done a god damn thing to influence any fucking human except give fandom bloggers feels

Anonymous asked
i've been making music lately on my phone & while i'm happy with the songs i'm making i;ve got this internal debate in regards to using the preset instruments on the software im using because it's not actually be playing those instruments but it is me composing them into a song i've wirrten & turning them into something unique yet there's a voice in me telling me i should learn the guitar or whatever and perform those parts myself. idk man


I would say learn an instrument just so you have that physical knowledge, but don’t be ashamed of using synthetic instruments either.  

Like when Kanye dropped 808s (one of my favorite albums ever) people dogged him for using auto tune and i thought his response to that was pretty inspiring.

it was something along the lines of “i’m not a singer, but i hear melodies in my head, i still wrote the melody so who cares if i use a computer to help me sing it?”

it’s not about the materials, music is spectacle.  if it looks good, and sounds good who cares how it was made?

the best thing about art is that the only rules are the ones you put upon yourself.  sometimes rules can be satisfying, and help you get real with yourself, and sometimes limits can end up freeing you from your own bad tendencies.

but also you are the master, you are in control, don’t let societies ideas of what is and what isn’t a legitimate instrument box you in.  

do you.

This is important, read it.

I enjoy controlled loneliness. I like wandering around the city alone. I’m not afraid of coming back to an empty flat and lying down in an empty bed. I’m afraid of having no one to miss, of having no one to love.

Kuba Wojewodzki, Polish journalist and comedian  (via mangoesandhoes)

(Source: ughbenedict)

I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.

(Source: afrodite-xo)



Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.


I’ve been to Disney World at least 3 or 4 times and every time have been appalled that there hasn’t been a ride based on The Emperor’s New Groove.